Rate this poem; My Dad is Amazing by Ian Souter

I think it's a brilliant play with language.

My dad is amazing for can walk around with his head in the clouds.
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My dad is AMAZING for he can:

Make mountains out of molehills

teach Granny to suck eggs

make mum's blood boil

and then drive her up the wall.

My dad is Amazing for he also

walk around with his head in the clouds

has my sister eating out of his hands

says he's got eyes in the back of his head

can read me like a book

But the most Amazing thing of all is

When he's caught someone red-handed

first he jumps down their throat

and then bites their head off!

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