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Oh dear they thought they had cocaine.



This is according to the Independent news quite funny actually.
A group of teenagers got more than they bargained for after discovering the white powdery substance they had stolen mistaking to be cocaine was actually the cremated remains of the home owner's father. The trio aged 17,16 and 15 burgled a house in St Peter's Missouri carting away jewellery, cash, prescription drugs, an Xbox 360 and of course the supposed cocaine. They later discovered part of their loot wasn't cocaine but actually a dead man's ashes when one of them attempted to taste the powdery substance to confirm it was the real deal. Police were able to track them down through an IP address used on the stolen Xbox 360, the boys revealed to the police that had decided to burgle the house after they saw a post on Facebook by one the family members known to them saying the family was going away from home.

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